"Strangle him" joke

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the
elephant - first his legs and then up all over his body. When the
elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making
all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on
the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the
ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

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