"Student Enrollment Increase" joke

The meanest principal in the world was worried that his private school would close because of lack of students. One day he called in his overworked assistant and demanded that he go out and recruit more students or be fired.

The next day five new students signed up. The day after that another ten signed up. Within a week the enrollment was sky high.

Pulling his assistant aside one day, the principle asked, "How did you get so many new students to sign up?"

"It was easy," replied the assistant. "I just started a rumor that you were quitting."

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