"Supermarket Checkout" joke

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she`d die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize." But if that wasn`t bad enough, the person looking for the price misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"

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