"Swami" joke
Goldie, a middle aged Jewish woman goes to see a fortune-teller.
"Two men are madly in love with me!" Goldie says. "Who will be the lucky one?"
The swami answers...."Morris will marry you, and Irving will be the lucky one."
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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