"Sweet Talker" joke
On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying "Pass the sugar, sugar... Pass the honey, honey." Then he says, "Pass the tea, you old bag."
On a plane, there were three... "On a plane, there were three passengers and the pilot. The passengers were George Bush, an old man, and his grandson. The grandson hung his backpack with the others on the rack. The plane ran out of fuel and there were only three parachutes. The pilot took a parachute and jumped out. Then George Bush jumped out with one. There was only one parachute left. The old man told his grandson to go on without him, but the kid said he had to. The old man said,"You are young and you have your whole life ahead of you." The boy replied,"But there are still two parachutes left. George Bush took my backpack."