"Swimming is Prohibited" joke

One hot summer day, an attractive woman was walking through an orchard and came upon a swimming pool, so she decided to go skinny dipping.
Looking around and not seeing anyone, she undressed. Just as she was about to dive in, the orchard owner appeared from behind a bush where he had been hiding all along.
"Sorry, lady," he said, "swimming is prohibited."
"You could have told me that before I undressed!" she snapped.
"Swimming is prohibited," he replied, "undressing isn't."

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