"Sympathetic Lawyer" joke
A wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the roadside. Ordering his driver to stop, he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We haven't any money for food," the man replied.
"I see. Well, come along with me then," the lawyer instructed.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!" the man said.
"Bring them along too!" replied the lawyer. He then turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."
"But, sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man replied.
"Then bring them along as well!" the lawyer instructed as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor men turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
"No problem," replied the lawyer. "The grass at my house is over a foot tall!"
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