"Talking parrot!" joke

Santa's wife, Jeeto, goes into a pet store one day.
She says to the clerk, "I need a pet to keep me company."
"Well," replies the clerk. "How about this nice parrot? He'll talk to you."
"Hey, that's great."
She likes the idea and buys the parrot and takes him home. Next day, Jeeto comes back to the pet store.
"You know, that parrot isn't talking to me yet," she says.
"Hmmm, let's see," says the clerk. "I know! You buy this little ladder for his cage. He'll climb the ladder...and then he'll talk."
"OK." So off she goes with a newly purchased ladder.
Next day, Jeeto comes back to the pet store.
"Hey, that parrot still hasn't said a word," Jeeto says to the pet store clerk.
He thinks a minute. "How about this little mirror?" he says. "You hang it at the top of the ladder. The parrot will climb the ladder, look in the mirror and then he'll talk to you."
"OK," Jeeto says, and buys the little mirror, and goes home.
But the next day Jeeto is back in the shop.
"Well, I'm getting a bit discouraged," she says. "That parrot isn't talking to me yet."
The clerk scratches his head. "Let me think....AHA! Try this bell. You hang it over the mirror. That parrot will climb the ladder, look in the mirror, ring the bell, and then he will surely talk to you!"
"Well, all right, I'll give it a try," says Jeeto. And she buys the bell and takes it home.
The next day Jeeto comes back to the pet shop, and she is mightily distressed.
"What's wrong?" asks the clerk.
"My parrot...well, he died," was the quiet reply.
"Oh no! I'm so sorry for your loss!" exclaimed the clerk. "But I have to ask you, did the parrot ever say anything to you?"
"Oh yes, he said one thing, right before he died," Jeeto replied.
"Well, what did he say?" asked the clerk.
Jeeto replies: "He said, 'DOESN'T THAT STORE CARRY ANY FOOD?!!?'"