"Tamil Trivia" joke
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready.... Steady..... PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan =' he' in Tamil).
What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Quasimodo, the bell-ringer for the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, goes to the cardinal. "Cardinal, I'm getting pretty old and I'd like to retire, and live the rest of my life peacefully." The cardinal says, "That's fine Quasi, we'll just let the town crier know so more...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending more...