"Tasty Beginning" joke

THlS part of the regimental Raising Day celebrations, a formal dinner was being organised in the officers' mess. Since some British ex-officers of the regiment were coming, it was decided that the menu should be an English one. The mess secretary, being a true son of the soil, not only could not quite understand the meaning of hors-d'oeuvres, but found it rather difficult to pronounce. At a meeting to discuss the mess function, the commanding officer asked about the menu for the dinner. The mess secretary brought the house down by proudly announcing,' Sir, we shall begin with the whore!'

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