"Tax time!!!" joke

April 15th is Tax Day in the USA. Here's some humor to help you through it.
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service, and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything'."
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A new arrival, about to enter a hospital, saw two white-coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and need to find a suitable stone."
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Called in for an audit, the young man was confronted by a surly IRS agent.
"It says here, Mr. Briggs, that you are a bachelor, and yet you claim a dependent son. Surely this must be a mistake...?"
Looking him straight in the eye, Mr. Briggs replied, "Yup, it surely was."
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Thank God for the IRS - Without them I'd be stinking rich!