"Teacher Jokes" joke

· Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! · Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer! · Teacher: That`s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don`t know teacher. What will you give me? · Teacher: You aren`t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I`m having trouble listening! · Teacher: What is the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16! · &am