"Tearing Them Up" joke

A Man Bought Tickets From The Ticket Win Down Of A Theatre. A Few Minutes Later He Returned And Bought Two More. When, After A Short Interval, He Came Back To Buy Two More Tickets, The Ticket-Seller Opened The Little Door In The Glass And Spoke Up.
“Aren’t You The Same Gentleman Who Just Bought Two Tickets And Two Others Just A Little While Ago? ”
He Asked, Puzzled. “Yes”, Replied The Man Plaintively, ‘But There’s Some Fool At The Gate Who Keeps Tearing Them Up! ’

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