"Tech Support Fun" joke

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was' running it under Windows.' The woman then responded,' No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.'

Tech Support:' How much free space do you have on your hard drive?' Customer:' Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?'

Overheard in a computer shop: Customer:' I'd like a mouse mat, please.' Salesperson:' Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.' Customer:' But will they be compatible with my computer?'

Customer:' Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?'

Customer:' So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?' Tech Support:' Yeah.' Customer:' And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?' Tech Support:' Uhh...uh...uh...yeah.'

Customer:' My computer crashed!' Tech Support:' It crashed?' Customer:' Yeah, it won't let me play my game.' Tech Support:' Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.' Customer:' No, it didn't crash -- it crashed.' Tech Support:' Huh?' Customer:' I crashed my game. That's what I said before. Now it doesn't work.' Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship. Tech Support:' Click on' File,' then' New Game.'' Customer: [pause]' Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?'