"Telling time in the military" joke

Heard over The US Armed Forces Radio Station, Okinawa, in 1959.

"HELLLLLLOOOOOO Okinawa!!!!!

For all you civilian employees the time is now 4:30.

For you guys in the Army and Air Force that's 1630 hours.

For you guys in the Navy that's 8 bells.

For you Marines.....the big hand is on the 6 and the little hand is right in between the 4 and 5."

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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