"Ten newspaper headlines YOU WILL NEVER SEE!! (Sri Lankan)" joke

Chandrika arrives at Cabinet meeting on time.
Anura Bandaranaike wins the Presidential election.
The number of cabinet ministers reduced and their privileges slashed.
Executive Presidency abolished by the new constitutional changes.
Ranil, the proud father, smiles at his wife and baby.
Wedding bells ring for Mangala Samaraweera.
Mahela Jayawardena scores a half century.
Gas prices go down by Rs. 50.
Wimal Weerawansa commends World Bank for offering loans to build Sri Lankan economy.
Royal old boys decide to take the cabaret item out from stag night after the criticism they faced.

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