"Terrible Head Pains" joke
An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I haven't been feeling well at all. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with me."
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor, "Do you drink very much?"
"Alcohol?" said the man. "No, I never touch a drop."
"What about smoking?" the doctor asked.
"Never," the man replied. "Tobacco is bad and I have very strong principles against it."
"Well, do you have much of a sex life?" asked the doctor.
"Gracious, no!" the man exclaimed. "Sex is a sin. I'm in bed by 10pm every night and I always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at the man hard, and asked, "Well, do you have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said the man. "I have terrible pains in my head!"
"That's your trouble. Your halo is on too tight!" said the doctor.
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