"Texan Newlyweds" joke

When the Texan newlyweds had arrived at the hotel the husband explained to the desk clerk that they had just gotten married that morning.
"Congratulations to you both," replied the desk clerk. "I assume you'd like the bridal then?"
"Naw, thanks anyway," replied the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."

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