"Thanks Doc!" joke

A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can't think straight! I need help!".
Doctor says to patient, "You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to my wife. She cooks me my favourite meal, rubs my toes, kiss my nipples and well (smiles sheepishly), you know what happens next!"
...next day...
patient says, "Hey doc! Thanks for ur advice. It worked!".
Doctor says, "Oh really? That's good to hear!".
"Oh by the way, "Patient says, "You've got a great house!"

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