"The Rabbi`s Advice. Abe goes to see his ..." joke

The Rabbi`s Advice.
Abe goes to see his Rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What`s wrong, Abe?"
Abe replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi was very surprised by this and asks, "How can that be?"
Abe then pleads, "I`m telling you, I`m certain she`s poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I`ll see what I can find out and I`ll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls Abe and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
Abe anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.