"The 8 Types Of Supporters" joke

The Eager Beaver: "Sure, I can write an emulation program by this afternoon. .. one of those new boxes? I'd sure like to get my fingers into one. I think I know where there's one just down the hall. .. "

The Know-it-All: "Well, I could tell you how to do that. .. but I think I could recommend a better approach. .. "

The New Kid: "Do you have a dog?. .. My name? I'll have to get back to you on that."

The Psycho: "READ MY LIPS, YOU BOZO! Are you STUPID or something?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

The Counselor: "Oh my. Oh dear. Uh huh. .. yes. .. and then what happened?. .. yes, I have plenty of time. .. oh, no, no problem, that's my job. .. "

The Intimidator: "Why did you do THAT?! Haven't you had any TRAINING?! Don't you know Section 5. 1. 2. 1. 1 of the IEEE spec?!"

The Veteran: "Oh! That's there for backward compatibility. They added it in rev 2. 00. 03 but they didn't document it."

The Crispy Critter: "I don't know. I don't care. Your problem, that says it all, I have my own to take care of. Why are you using this product, anyway?"