"The After Life" joke

A married couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The womanâ??s biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
â??Mary...Mary....â??
â??Is that you Fred?â??
â??Yes, I have come back like we agreed.â??
â??What is it like?â??
â??Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex, I bask in the sun, then I have sex-twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night. Sleep then start all over again.â??
â??Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven!â??
â??No, Mary, Iâ??m a rabbit in Kansas.â??

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