"The Bear Hunter" joke

George was very excited about his new rifle and decided to go bear hunting. He quickly spotted a small brown bear, took aim and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw standing before him a large black bear.
"You have two choices," the black bear said. "Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
George decided to bend over. Although he was quite sore for a couple of weeks, he soon recovered and vowed revenge. Heading out on another trip, he found the black bear and shot it. Again, there was a tap on his shoulder. This time it was a huge grizzly bear that stood before him.
"That was a big mistake, George. You have two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have really rough sex," growled the grizzly.
Feeling that it would be much safer to comply, George bent over. Although he survived it, this time it took him several months before he finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
Feeling sweet revenge, George suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and found a giant polar bear standing there.
"Let's be honest, George," the polar bear said, "you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

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needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

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His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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