"The Biker's Dog" joke

A timid little man entered a biker bar, cleared his throat and meekly asked, "Umm, excuse me gentlemen, but would one of you happen to own the Rottweiler tied up outside?"
A giant of a man turned slowly on his stool, looked down on the quivering little man and said, "That's my dog. Why?"
Shaking in his shoes, the little man nervously replied, "I'm sorry, but I believe my dog just killed it."
"What?" roared the biker. "Just what kind of dog do you have?"
"Well, sir," replied the little man, "it's a five-week old puppy."
"Don't be ridiculous!" growled the biker. "How could your little puppy possibly kill my Rottweiler?"
"It seems he choked on it, sir!"

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