"The Birds and The Bees" joke

Ten year old Tommy's father asked him if he knew about the birds and the bees.
Tommy burst into tears and shrieked, "No, I don't want to know!"
Confused by his reaction, his dad asked him what was wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Tommy sobbed, "When I was six, you gave me the 'there's no Santa' speech. When I turned seven you gave me the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech, and when I got to be eight it was the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. Now that I'm ten, if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, then there's nothing left for me to live for!"

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