"The Borrower" joke

Every time the next door neighbor headed over to Bob's house it was to borrow something and Bob was tired of it.
Looking out the kitchen window one morning, Bob could see him coming to the back door. "He won't get away with it this time," Bob said to his wife. "Watch this."
"Mornin' Bob," the neighbor said, "I was wondering if you were going to be using your circular saw this morning?"
"Gosh, I'm awfully sorry," Bob replied with a smug grin, "but I'll be using it all day."
"Well," said the neighbor, "in that case, since you won't be using your golf clubs, do you mind if I borrow them?"

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