"The Bottle." joke
One Day My Wife Had a Parent Teachers Meeting. But 2 Days Before, Her Six Year Old Sons Class Had to Write a Sentence With The "Word" Glass In It. Now My Wife Made Bottled Jams, Using Mason Jar Bottles.She Would Clean One Out To Drink Water From It & Lay It By The Tap. So The Day Of The Parent Teachers Meeting, She was Walking Into The Main Door & Notice The Teachers & Parents Looking At The Main Board In The Hall & Laughting At my Wife Coming Towards Them.Wondering What All The fuss Was About, She Notice An 8x10 Piece of Paper On The Board.
This Is What It Read:
My Mom No Longer Drinks From A Glass,
She now Drinks From The Bottle...
This Is A True Story>>>>
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