"The Bug Problem" joke
ONCE upon a time there were two brothers who were very enterprising. They manufactured a medicine with a novel formulation which proved very effective in doing away with the big menace. The two brothers amassed a large fortune. Then appeared a rift between them over the distribution of wealth. They decided to set up separate establishments. One named it "Lucky Bugger." The other, seeing it, got thinking. The next morning his establishment sported a sign "Original Bugger."
He grew bogus
Bush ego grew
Where bugs go
Whose bugger?
"W": he bugs Gore
e.g. bug whores?
Ugh! Sewer bog!
Bugger, who's 'e?
Ogre hugs web
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