"The Bush" joke
One day a boy comes home from school and walked in on his mother, who was in the shower. The boy looks down and says,"Mom, Whats that!" looking down at her vagina area. His mother looks at him disturbed and replies,"Oh honey thats just my BUSH."
The next day the boy comes home from school he walks in on his mom who was in the shower again.The boy looks down and screams,"Mom, What happened to your BUSH!" His mother looks at him and said,"Oh honey I think I lost it."(she shaved her pubic hair)
The very next day the boy excitedly comes running in the house and yells to his mother,"Mom I-I found your BUSH!!" His mother looking shocked ask,"Oh honey where did you find my BUSH?" The boy says to his mother,"The next door lady has it and shes rubbing it in daddys face!"
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down."So they're taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, "Woo mama! What are those?"She says, "Those are my more...
one day this little boy was haveing a shower with his mum and he goes wat are they she goes they are my head light then he goes wat is that she says that is my bush the next night he has a shower with his dad and he asks his dad wat is that he says that is my snake then one more...
ONE DAY A BOY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WITH HIS MOTHER AND HE SAYS ''MOMMY WHAT ARE THOSE''? SHE REPLIES..''OH THOSE ARE MY HEAD LIGHTS''THE BOY THEN AGAIN ASKS ''MOMMY WHATS THAT''? SHE THEN REPLIES ''OH THATS MY GARDEN'' THE BOY SAYS THANKS AND HOPS OUT OF THE SHOWER.
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