"The Christmas Hobby Horse" joke

A grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a Christmas
present for his granddaughter.

The toy arrived in 189 pieces.

The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour.

It took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it
into 189 pieces and mailed it off to the company.