Hobby Jokes

A blonde wanted to take up a new hobby so decided to take up ice fishing. She got all of the equipment and set off to start her new hobby. She found a piece of ice and cut a small circular hole in it. On went the maggot on then end of her fishing rod and in went the rod into the water. Minutes later a voice came from above which said "there are no fish under the ice!" Confused she moved futher down the patch of ice that she had found. Once again, she cut a small circular hole in to the ice and in went her rod. Once again a booming voice made her jump. "there are no fish under the ice!" Confused she stuttered "God, God is that you?" "No this is not God, this is the manager of the ice rink!"

One woman's hobby may be another woman's hubby.

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

A grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a Christmas
present for his granddaughter.

The toy arrived in 189 pieces.

The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour.

It took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it
into 189 pieces and mailed it off to the company.

For me, penises are a hobby... kinda like fishing... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."