"For me, penises are a hobby..." joke

For me, penises are a hobby... kinda like fishing... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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What's the least popular detergent in Japan?
Tide.

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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

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