"The Circle" joke
Morron was driving his mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a maruti, and both come to a complete halt. The maruti's driver, dumbo is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards morron. He makes a circle on the road and asks morron to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the mercedes. He looks back at morron and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds morron laughing! His anger peaking, dumbo smashes whatever part of the mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again morron is found smiling. Frustated and tired, dumbo finally asks morron, "what's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?" morron replies, "well, you didn't know... You see, everytime you turned to smash my car, i stepped out of the circle!"
Not enough votes...