Dumbo Jokes

Teacher: Didn't You Promise To Behave? Dumbo: Yes, Sir. Teacher: And Didn't I Promise To Punish You If You Didn't? Dumbo: Yes, Sir. But Since I Broke My Promise, I Don't Expect You To Keep Yours.

Morron went to doctor for blood test. doctor cut his finger. Morron started crying, dumbo asked why are u crying and morron told him the story. Dumbo also started crying. Morron asked him why are you crying and he replyed said i have come here for urine test.

Dumbo: Standing In The Field During The Rain With An Umbrella Having A Hole In It. Morron: Why Are You Standing With An Umbrella With A Hole In It?
Dumbo: So That I Can Know That The Rain Has Stopped.

Morron Is Writing Letter To His Friend Ram. Then Dumbo Comes In...
Dumbo: Morron, Why Are You Writing So Slowly?
Morron: Coz Ram Doesn't Know How To Read Fast!

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.