"The Clintons Take a Drive" joke

Bill and Hillary were out for a drive in the country near Hillary's hometown, when they started to get low on fuel. Bill pulled into a gas station to get a fill-up. The gas attendant came out and started to pump the fuel, when he noticed the person in the passenger's seat.
"Hi, Hillary, remember me? We used to date in high school," he said to her. They chatted for a few minutes, Bill paid the bill and they drove off.
As they continued driving, Bill looked over at Hillary and smugly said, "You really used to date that guy? Imagine what it would be like if you had married him."
Hillary looked over at Bill, shrugged, and replied, "Well, I guess you would be pumping gas and he would be the President!"

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