"The Connoisseur" joke

The connoisseur sat down at the bar and ordered a Martini. "Very dry," he insisted. "Twenty parts gin to one part vermouth."
"All right, sir," said the bartender. "Shall I twist a bit of lemon peel over it?"
"My good man, when I want lemonade, I'll ask for it."

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