"The Couple's Cruise" joke
A married couple were going through some rough times in their marriage. The sexual drive was lacking, the passion gone. So they decided to go to see a marriage counselor. After a few sessions, the counselor realized nothing he could do would help. However, he still suggested that the couple go on a cruise, to see if they could rekindle any of the romance they once had. They schedule a follow up visit for 2 weeks later.
The couple go on the cruise. The first night, they go dancing, swimming, and enjoy the many other activities on the ship. At about 1 AM they retire to their cabin, exhausted. They got a doubles room when booking their cruise, so the beds in their cabin are bunked. The woman looks to her husband after they prepare for bed and asks "Up or down?" Suddenly, her husband grabs her, throws her on the bottom bunk, and they proceed to make wild, passionate love. Needless to say, the rest of their cruise was spent mostly indoors, enjoying the new found romance.
When they arrive at the counselor's office the next week, he asks how the trip went. "Oh, it was wonderful!" the woman replied. "The first night went well and when we were going to bed, I said 'up or down', asking my husband which bunk he wanted. He then threw me on the bed and we made the most passionate love, which continued throughout the rest of the voyage!" The man, astonished, replies, "Up or down??? I thought you said fuck or drown!!!"
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