"The Farthest And The Nearest" joke

After a party, the guests discussed how far they needed to travel before they could reached their beds. One particularly drunk guest said, "I'm the nearest." A few other guests muttered: "No, the host is the nearest." The drunk guest mumbled: "Not so. He has to walk all the way to his bedroom. All I have to do is to collapse on the floor here."

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