"The Fly" joke

There's a fly flying above a river. A fish in the river sees the fly and thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, I can jump up and have that fly."
However, waiting on the bank in some bushes is a bear. This bear thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for the fly, and I can have that fish."
While the bear is thinking this, a hunter with a shotgun, and a cheese sandwich in his pocket, sneaks up behind the bear and thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can have the bear as a trophy."
While the hunter is thinking this, a mouse creeps out of the grass and thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, the hunter will go for the bear, and I can have the cheese sandwich that falls out of his pocket."
While the mouse is thinking this, a cat comes close behind and thinks to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for the fly, the bear will go for the fish, the hunter will go for the bear, the mouse will go for the cheese sandwich and I can have the mouse."
As the cat thinks this, the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps for the fly, the bear catches the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich and the cat pounces at the mouse, but misses and falls into the river!
The moral of the story is... every time a fly drops six inches, you're going to get a wet pussy.

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