"The Funeral!" joke

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Dave went up to the man following the second hearse and asked who was in the first one. “My wife, ” the man replied.
“I’m sorry, ” said Dave. “What happened to her? ” “My dog bit her and she died. ”
Dave was taken aback. “And who’s in the second hearse? ” “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her too and she died as well. ”
Dave asked, “Can I borrow your dog? ” “Get in line. ”

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