"The Garden Of Eden" joke

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, "Lord, I have a problem."
And the Lord said, "What's the matter, Eve?"
"I know that You created me and this beautiful garden... but I'm lonely... and I'm sick of eating apples."
"Well, in that case", replied the Almight, "I'll create a man for you."
"What's a man?"
"Well, he's a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But he's big and fast and muscular. He'll be really good at fighting, kicking a ball and hunting animals."
"Sounds great!" replied Eve.
"There's one condition," added the Lord. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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