"The Gift" joke

Thanks for the electric guitar you gave me for Christmas, ” little Chris Cody said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. “It’s the best present I ever got. ”

”That’s great, ” said his uncle. “Do you know how to play it? ”

”Oh, I don’t play it, ” the little fellow said. “My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night.

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