"The Gun" joke

Three Boys Were Bragging How Great Their Fathers Were.
The First One Says: "Well, My Father Runs The Fastest. He Can Fire An Arrow, And Start To Run, I Tell You, He Gets There Before The Arrow".
The Second One Says: "Ha! You Think That's Fast! My Father Is A Hunter. He Can Shoot His Gun And Be There Before The Bullet".
The Third One Listens To The Other Two And Shakes His Head. He Then Says: "You Two Know Nothing About Fast. My Father Is A Civil Servant. He Stops Working At 4: 30 And Is Home By 3: 45!!"

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