"The Headphones" joke
A blonde went to the hairdresser for a haircut wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asked her to remove them but the blonde protested and said she would die without them.
The hairdresser did her best to explain how difficult it would be to cut her hair with them on, but the blonde refused to remove them. So, the hairdresser proceeded to cut her hair around the headphones and noticed a few minutes later that the blonde had fallen asleep. Thinking this would be a good time to remove them, the hairdresser took them off the blonde's head and finished cutting her hair. It was then that the hairdresser discovered the blonde was dead.
Being totally confused, the hairdresser picked up the headphones and listened to them. All she could hear was "Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out."
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