"The Hitch-hiking Blonde" joke

Once there was a blonde who was hitch-hiking on the side of the road. Finally a truck came and the driver asked "you want a ride?" and the blonde answered "yes" and climbed in the back of the pick up.
As they were driving over a bridge the truck swerved and ran off the bridge into the water. The driver quickly got out through the window of the truck and waited up on shore for the blonde.
10 minutes later the blonde shows up on the shore. "What took you so long?" asked the driver. The blonde replied "I couldn't get the tailgate open."

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