"The Hitchhiker" joke
A hitchhiker was standing by the roadside near the law school with his thumb out. A motorist stopped and asked, "Are you a lawyer?" "No," the hitchhiker replied. The motorist drove off.
A few minutes later, a second motorist stopped and asked, "Are you a lawyer?" The hitchhiker again replied that he wasn't, so the second motorist drove off.
Finally a third motorist stopped and this time the driver was a voluptuous redhead. "Hi, are you a lawyer?" she asked. After telling her that he was, she told him to get in and off they drove.
After sitting and admiring the driver for a few minutes, the hitchhiker thought to himself, "This is incredible. I've only been a lawyer for five minutes and already I'm thinking about screwing someone!"
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