"The Holy Water" joke
Ok, so three people wanted to become part of a church. The minister said that each of them had to do a sin, then take a sip from the holy water. The three people a red-head, brunett and blonde went out to do their sins. The red-head came back first. The minister asked, what sin did you do? The red head said, I killed a cat. The minister said Ok you can take a sip of the holy water.Then the brunett came back. The minister asked, "What sin did you do?" The brunett said," I killed a dog" The minister then said Ok you can take a sip of the Holy water. Then last but not least came the blonde. The minister asked," What sin did you do?" The blonde replied,"I peed in the Holy Water"
Not enough votes...