"The Inheritance" joke

A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend drinking by himself. Approaching him, he commented, "You look awful. What's wrong?"
"My mother died in May and left me $15,000," the friend answered. "Boy, that's tough," the man replied.
Continuing, the friend said, "Then in June, my dad died leaving me $50,000." "Gosh, both parents gone in such a short period of time. No wonder you're depressed," said the man.
"Last month my aunt died and left me $10,000," the friend added. "That's a lot to deal with. Losing three close family members in three months, how sad!!" replied the man.
"Then this month," continued the friend, "Nothing! Not even a single dime!"

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