"The Jeannie" joke
There was a man and his wife that went golfing. His wife had never been, so her husband was trying to teach her. She then hit the ball pretty hard and it broke a car window. They went back to the lodge to find the guy who owned the car. After they found him and told him what happened, he told them that he was a jeannie and they had freed him from his imprisionment. He then said that he would grant them 2 wishes and then they had to give him something in return. The couple agreed and wished for a house and a million dollars, which the jeannie promised they would have tomorrow. Then, he turns to the husband and said, "now it is my turn to wish for something." Then he said to the husband that he wanted his wife for one night. The husband thought, "well, what could one night hurt?" so he agreed. The next morning, the wife wakes up and looks at the jeannie. The jeannie then says, "how old is your husband?" "44" the wife answers. "And he still believes in jeannies?!?"
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