Jeannie Jokes

A Polish man finds a jeannie lamp on the beach, he rubs it and the jeannie
comes out and says: "I grant you one wish."
He said to the jeannie, "I want you to build me a bridge to Poland."
The jeannie said: "No one can build a bridge that long,
you have to pick another wish."
He thinks for a minute and said: "I want you to make all my family and friends in
Poland smart so people don't put them down."
The jeannie replies, "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?"

There was a man and his wife that went golfing. His wife had never been, so her husband was trying to teach her. She then hit the ball pretty hard and it broke a car window. They went back to the lodge to find the guy who owned the car. After they found him and told him what happened, he told them that he was a jeannie and they had freed him from his imprisionment. He then said that he would grant them 2 wishes and then they had to give him something in return. The couple agreed and wished for a house and a million dollars, which the jeannie promised they would have tomorrow. Then, he turns to the husband and said, "now it is my turn to wish for something." Then he said to the husband that he wanted his wife for one night. The husband thought, "well, what could one night hurt?" so he agreed. The next morning, the wife wakes up and looks at the jeannie. The jeannie then says, "how old is your husband?" "44" the wife answers. "And he still more...

There once was a genie named Jeannie
Who wore her shoplifted bikini.
She heard a loud pop,
And off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!